My Tweets

• Last nights Pink Moon through the clouds https://t.co/HEyHmbYzR8 April 19, 2019 9:50 pm
• Hey look buddy - I wouldn't have pulled over if I knew you were just going to criticize my driving. April 16, 2019 5:11 pm
• I made a Portal https://t.co/EMklpnb4Ja April 16, 2019 11:38 am
• Front Desk? Hey - is the stuff in the mini fridge in my room free? It's not. <pause> Oh <pause> I'd like to report a robbery. April 6, 2019 11:25 am
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